The aforementioned Jessica and I were driving around Brampton in her unnecessarily large truck one afternoon, chatting away. She had the window cracked a bit because she's a hopeless smoker. Without warning, the windshield becomes covered in a pterodactyl-sized amount of bird crap and Jessica starts howling. I'm laughing because the amount of shit smeared on the window really is impressive, but glancing over to share the joke with her, I see that after the load hit the windshield, it splattered around and was sucked into the open window where it met Jessica's face! Luckily for her she was wearing sunglasses at the time, but one lens, her cheek and some hair were smeared in runny bird turd.
It was awesome. Haha, I'm LOLing again.
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