Bargain Herold's
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Mom - "Where?"Whereas I would have been tempted to run away and pretend that it wasn't my kid that just made a guttural (pun!) statement on the quality of products and services at the store, my mom did the honourable thing and marched back to Bargain Harolds, jumping over the chuck and informed the Manager what had happened.
Me - "Bargain Harolds door"
Mom -"Which one?"
Me - "Both of them"
Manager - "Where?"As we all left, my mom and myself quite embarrassed, Trevor, Amy and Sarah all dying of laughter, the unhappy Manager threw some cardboard down on top of my refurbished lunch.
Mom - "Your door"
Manager -"Which one?"
Mom - "Both of them"
Later, while exiting the Rat Plaza, we noticed that the cardboard had been removed and stacked up next to the mall's candy machine. That nearly caused us all to puke again.
Doorway Vomit
Here's another quick one that still makes me laugh. When I was really young, let's say 5, I woke up suddenly in the night and couldn't make it to the bathroom in time to throw up. My mom had super sonic hearing and always knew when one of us was awake at night. She came out of her room to see what was wrong.
Me - "I threw up"Luckily for both of us she was wearing her slippers.
Mom - "Where?"
Me - (pointing at her feet) "There."
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